The King of Pop, is back.

Yup. The man that conquered the world of pop, then dropped off the face of the earth, is back performing! Wacko Jacko, the King of Pop, the cute one from the Jackson 5, or whatever he is going by these days will be showing his "face" again. We havent seen MJ since his child molestation charges. He vacated to Europe and has been spending a large portion of his time either a. molesting children in Europe or b. working on a new album. Im pulling for the later of the two. Anyway, he will be preforming at the World Music Awards (which are being hosted by everyone's favorite Long Island floozy that got rich Lindsay Lohan). He will be in London to accept a lifetime achievement award, entitled the "Diamond Award," which is only given to artists that sell 100 million albums all over the world. After that, middle aged women everywhere can relive their teen years while watching Jackson perform "Thriller".

Im excited. Are you?

Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller (or Michael's plastic surgeon)



Jimi